Funny shower thoughts series#

When you clean a vacuum cleaner, aren’t you the vacuum cleaner?.When you feel bugs on you even though there are no bugs on you, are they just the ghosts of the bugs you’ve killed?.If you work as security at a Samsung store, does that make you a Guardian of the Galaxy?.Why aren’t iPhone chargers just called “Apple Juice”?.If you buy a bigger bed, you’re left with more bed room but less bedroom.If you’re waiting for the waiter, aren’t you the waiter?.When we yawn, do deaf people think we’re screaming?.If Apple made a car, would it still have windows?.If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?.When you’re born deaf, what language do you think in?.If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef?.Which orange came first - the color, or the fruit?.If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?.If you weigh 99 lbs and eat a pound of nachos, are you 1% nacho?.Here are Ryan Lombard’s 44 “Thoughts That Will Snap Your Mind in Half.” I’m sure a few of them will send your mind in new directions. Some made me think deeply, some just made me laugh, and some I didn’t understand at all (yet). Here are the first eight, totaling 44 funny shower thoughts, ideas, and mind-bending questions.

Funny shower thoughts series#

Ryan has a series he calls “Thoughts That Will Snap Your Mind in Half.” So far, he’s made 20 parts. That’s enough to get new combinations of neurons to fire together, and that’s what mental growth is all about. What you can and should find time for, however, is five minutes a day to engage with new ideas. Neither complete stagnation nor excessive learning is the answer. Your brain would soon overload and demand a long break. The answer is not to read a book a day or work crazy hours. So how can you keep stretching your mind? Eventually, you’ll have memorized all the coded prompts, and it’ll only be a rote memory exercise. If you do the crossword every day, at first, it’ll make your brain sweat. When you solve a problem or entertain a new idea, your mental ability will grow. When you don’t challenge your brain, that day, your mind will shrink a little. There is no such thing as “maintaining” your mind. On any given day, your brain is either growing or deteriorating.